Corpocracy DEMO by Tapionx

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We are SO excited to have you joining us here at ████████ Inc.! • Your laptop will arrive in 3–5 business days. In the meantime, please use the shared laptop in Conference Room B. It boots in 40 minutes. This is normal. • Your first all-hands is Monday. Chadwick will announce a pivot. This is also normal. • The product you were hired to work on no longer exists. The new product is called something with "AI" in it now. Do not ask why. • Your manager's name is Chadwick. You report to Chadwick. Chadwick reports to "the vision." • Please complete your 200-page onboarding packet by Friday. Or "Friday-ish."